Over the last few years I've begun to notice that there is one thing that seems to be the cause of and solution to all life's problems.

​And unlike what the Simpson's say, its not alcohol.

​It's lasers.

I've been playing around online a lot lately. I have some new things I've been working on that require a bit of time googling myself. I have discovered a few negative user comments that I wasn't aware of, but then I came across this little ditty, too. This made me smile.

Very appropriate word to describe me during my younger days. However, as an adult, I now enjoy a cocktail. But for those first 21 years of my life, this shit was spot on. Good job internet. And Karma. Oh. And coincidence. Bit of that, too.