Sobieszczyk Principle - "Shoot a Laser at it"

Over the last few years I've begun to notice that there is one thing that seems to be the cause of and solution to all life's problems.

​And unlike what the Simpson's say, its not alcohol.

​It's lasers.

It seems like everything can be solved by shooting a laser at it. Want to remove hair? Shoot a laser at it. Want to grow hair? Shoot a laser at it. Want to remove cancer, guide missiles, etch glass, measure distances, fix eyesight, ruin eyesight...on and on the list goes.

Science has fully embraced the idea that lasers fix (or ruin?) everything. So, being ever the opprotunist, I want to officially propose a unified laser theory.

It goes something like this - anything can be fixed or ruined by shooting a laser at it.

I'm naming it the "Sobieszczyk Principle." It's totally going to be a thing.

Next time you read a story, give a presentation, or have a conversation and notice that it involves lasers...think about what else uses lasers. EVERYTHING.

That is the Sobieszczyk Principle. Whether your data was collected with a laser, or your surgery was completed with a laser, or your military incursion succeeded because of a laser...at's all unified.

Lasers. They are the present and future for solving (or causing?) all of life's problems.